Twas a night on Youtube, and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
My feet were freezing but I didn’t care,
‘Cause I had a laptop and there I did stare.
The humans were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of bacon danced in their heads.
And Mom in her PJs, my bro in his too,
Had just closed their eyes for a long winter’s snooze.
When on the screen I searched for a link,
And silently wondered if I needed a shrink.
Away to a video it flew really fast,
A certain video, combining a cast.
The name on the video of this shipping surprise
Gave me an idea of what it would surmise.
And, who to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a girl with an angel standing quite near.
What a perfectly perfect ship; it must sail,
I knew in a moment this ship could not fail.
THE VIDEO THAT CONVINCED ME TO SHIP THEM IS JUST FUCKING BEAUTIFUL. OKAY?!